The Difference Between Men & Women

The other night Mason and I were lounging on the couch being really lazy. I was browsing pinterest on the ipad while he played video games. I was pointing out awesome home decor to him and he would show me slow motion replays when he screwed up really bad on his game. 
At one point he saw this pin:

Source: sarahmdorseydesigns.blogspot.com via Erica on Pinterest

And asked if I liked it. I said yes, and he said it was too girly. Then I said, "Would it be better if it was orange instead of coral?"

He replied, "That is orange, what you said doesn't make any sense."

So I translated: "Would you like it better if it was orange-orange and not pinky-orange? Does that make sense?"

It did.